"...A wormholing, timebending, invisibling device..."; "Yes, he said 'invisibling'" -- Carter & Stark

"...so, drop your pants" "No, there'll be no pant-dropping without a nice dinner, and many, many cocktails." -- Allison & Carter

"Be prudent, Sheriff. I wouldn't want you to end up in federal prison." ; "Yeah, well I wouldn't want you to end up with my foot shoved up your ass!" -- Stark & Carter

"Do I tell you how to do your job?";"No, but that is an amusing idea." -- Carter & Stark

"You okay?" "It's just my luck, right? All of the good ones are either gay, married, or robots." -- Allison & Jo






"You..dream about world domination?"; "Not all the time." -- Carter & Stark

"Am I supposed to ignore that Mayberry is hitting on my wife?" -- Stark

'Oh, you'll know when I assault your rear flank!" -- Taggart

"I gotta take a shower. I'm covered in human." -- Jack

"You've never swung an axe in your life!" ; "I've swung a lot of things that would surprise you, Sheriff." -- Jack & Nathan

"Of all people to bring out of cryostasis, I resurrect another Fargo." ; "Yeah, karma's a bitch." -- Nathan & Jack

"Carter, you can't catch stupid!" -- Jo

"I think I'm with Sheriff Grab-Ass..." -- Nathan

"Wilma ate Fred." -- Taggart

"Boys, there's plenty of back-door access for everyone!" -- Jo